the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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