literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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