I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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