Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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