two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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