this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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