Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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