I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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