let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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