I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
third nipple confirmed
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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