My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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