When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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