Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I smell stomach acid.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You ate ashes out of my bong
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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