I wish i was in the wii world.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
