Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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