Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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