Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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