her vagine was all disorganized.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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