dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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