the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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