"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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