nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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