i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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