Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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