Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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