so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
