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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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