While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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