I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Pants are for mortals
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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