i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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