very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize