When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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