he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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