who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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