How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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