belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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