butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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