he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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