We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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