Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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