something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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