I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
