tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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