Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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