Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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