I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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