Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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