that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just want to make out with him forever
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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