Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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