This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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