margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
