You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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