Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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