I hope mine doesn't look like that
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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