I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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