It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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