ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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