What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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