redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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