I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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