She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
