I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I AM VODKA MAN
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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